5sos with their kids
luke's daughter:
daddy can you give me ceweal?

luke:
wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL

ashton:
I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART

ashton's son:
*giggles uncontrollably*

calum's son:
*walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go

luke's daughter:
*blushes*

calum:
look at my son, picking up chicks like-

luke:
continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off

michael's son:
daddy uncle luke said balls hehe

michael:
there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*

calum:
god michael ur such an asshole

ashton's son:
daddy what's an asshole

ashton:
oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID

luke:
stop screaming jesus christ

luke's daughter:
*counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...

michael's son:
ur a loser lol

michael:
that's my son right there

luke:
oh jeez not again

calum's son:
daddy did you get another tattoo

calum:
yeah but don't tell mom

calum's son:
but you can't hide that

calum:
not if you wear a sweater, son

luke's daughter:
DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS

luke:
whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD

all the kids:
uncle calum

luke:
*glares at calum*

michael's son:
daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?

ashton:
oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER

calum's son:
isn't that my daddy's job

calum:
nice one *high fives son*

luke:
why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal

luke's daughter:
daddy what does damn me-

ashton:
no need to learn that word child, no need